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manlethotline:

being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don’t understand why anything is priced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket? why is book the same cost as 2 bag frozen vegetables? nothing makes sense i just wanna steal.

dopestilllives:

misterokaymister:

lorienkittybooks:

beep-beep-richie-trashmouth:

marvelismylife:

totheonedegree:

schrodingers-child:

cosmic-noir:

princedhunglow:

anttom2016:

yeaimcoollikethat:

thecrybabbles:

brownsugargeisha:

astripperstory:

stoicdaydreamer:

qslay:

sakuyandere:

perlexnoire:

bluhippy:

jaxblade:

jaxblade:

jaxblade:

albertothechihuahua:

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

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THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

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Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

y’all I have $88 in my account I need all the help I can get

I have less than that I need money ASAP cuz I may have added an expense onto my expensive trip at the end of the month.

What a cutie!

IT WORKS

pocketss:

so hard to find a decent exorcist these days :/

noxnebulae:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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why would you hide this in the tags

noxtheox:

The Achewood Cookbook has some major gems in it. 

astrovagrant:

astrovagrant:

horror but make it healing

what i mean is: the house that hates you because it hates all of humanity because it is old, and abandoned, and left to rot. the house that tries to kill you because it doesn’t care what you intend or what you want and all it knows is that its purpose has gone ignored and then has changed, by degrees, with malicious intent derived from neglect. a house that sees you as threat and will not wait for you to draw first blood - or worse, to just… ignore it more. again. forever.

but also; what does it look like to meet that house halfway and work to better it. can you renovate it? can you find the hurt and heal it? is it Horror if it can be Fixed? but not fixed like it never happened, but fixed like we reinforced the crack in the east wall of the foundation, we re-bricked the fireplace with respect to its original style, we found the rot and - as gently as possible - removed it, grafted new tissue, applied bandages. can you rehabilitate a haunted house, and offer it love? or is it prideful to even try - because all you’re doing is setting it up for more failure and heartbreak in the future, after you die and it goes uncared for, neglected, again?

can you make a house that hates you love you without ensuring that it will hate again after you - because a house lives a long, long time after a human dies?

apelcini:

ignescent:

spacedandelions:

somethingaboutsomethingelse:

scienceoftheidiot:

hjarta:

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

They existed *before beetles*

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Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

https://xkcd.com/1259/


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@deithe